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2.44sand the Blunchblack of Blotre Blame.
3.14sWhoo! Funky. But first, this word.
2.27sDaybreak: Djakarta.
3.57sThe proud men and women of the navy are fighting for freedom.
3.19sBut you're in Lubbock, Texas, hosing the stains off a monument.
4.1sYou're in the naval reserve: America's 17th line of defense,
3.7sbetween the Mississippi National Guard and the League of Women Voters.
3.5sAfter basic training, you'll only have to work one weekend a month.
2.8sAnd most of that time, you're drunk off your ass.
2.97sYou know, Lisa, I've taken a lot from this country.
2.3sMaybe it's time I gave something back.
2.14sAre you thinking of joining the naval reserve?
2.07sWould you be proud of me? Yeah, sort of.
2.12sThen I'll do it!
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3.27sjust fill out this form, and you're on your way to the reserve.
2.07sThere's a question that's crossed out.
1.98sWell, due to a recent presidential order,
2.5swe're not allowed to ask that particular question.
2.6sOh, I think I can make it out. "Are you a homosex--"
2.79sOh, for God's sake, don't answer that. I could go to jail.
0.48sBut I'm not a ho--