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2.13sand I forgot to take the little parasol out.
3.95sAh, that's not a war story! I'll tell ya a war story!
3.45sI was on P.T. 109 with john F. Kennedy.
4.79sI was the first to discover his terrible secret.
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0.43sich bin ein Berliner.
3.1sHe's a Nazi! Get 'im!
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3.79sAnd another thing: when people come up to me and say, "Hey, little buddy."
3.74sAnd hit me over the head with a hat? That's not funny. That hurts!
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2.37sStop laughing at me!
0.5sYou know, Marge?
2.67sjoining the reserves was the best thing I ever did.
2.74sI feel good about myself, I'm helping my country,
2.4sand later, I'm gonna get Gilligan's autograph.
1.7sI'm so proud of you, Homie.
3.09sThen I'll whomp him with my hat!
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