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4.02sI would throw the book at you, but I've been indicted in the Tailhook scandal.
2.21sGood-bye.
0.93sI, too, would punish you,
3.77sbut I'm under indictment for accepting bribes from military contractors.
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2.7sUm, I torpedoed a Carnival Cruise ship.
2.52sImpersonating the first lady.
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0.72sI think you're off the hook.
2.77sWhoo-hoo!
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4.7sA dishonorable discharge. That's the best we could have hoped for.
3.54sYou can't spell "dishonorable" without "honorable."
2.3sI think you're a hero, Dad.
2.03sWell, I couldn't have done it without Bart.
3.87sBoy, I guess I was wrong about that earring. It saved us all.
2.54sThen can I get a tattoo that says, "Bite me"?
2.17sYou never know when it might come in handy.
1.93s- I don't think so, Son.
- A king cobra?
1.38sNo. Weapons-grade plutonium?
1.63sAsk your mother. Knockout drops?
1.47sNo. Ninja death stars?
1.22sMaybe for Christmas.
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