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2.4sThank you. It's great to be back.
4.34sI just want to say I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady--
2.4smy always outrageous fiancÉe, Selma.
1.8sTake a bow, sugar beet.
1.07sOh. Well. Thank you.
2.54sDown in front!
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1.14s
2.9sMy good looks paid for that pool,
2.07sand my talent filled it with water.
2.34sHi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle.
2.47sHi. I remember you from such filmstrips...
3.3sas locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll.
0.67sI was one of the first to speak out against horseplay.
3.54sUh-huh.
4.74sRemember when we were kids, we used to dream about our ideal husbands?
4.27sWho knew the dream would come true for one of us?
1.14s
2sOh, come on! Guess which one.
2.73sI know. I know. It's Selma, right?
2.6sYeah, that's a good idea, Homer,
4.1sbut they've already made some movies about World War ii.