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2.07sOkay, now you tell one.
2.6sWell, not much happens to me,
2.77sbut I once had dinner with a movie star,
3.64sand it was the most wonderful night of my life.
2.44sReally? Who was it? George Segal?
1.93sI hear he plays the banjo.
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3.47sHmm, yeah.
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2.7sExcuse me. I ordered a Zima, not "emphysema."
2.34sPlease, don't smoke in our restaurant.
3.77sWe don't serve contemporary California cuisine in your lungs.
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4.34sTroy, uh, I'm sorry I ruined our evening.
2.77sI have to go now. Oh, my God!
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4.14sOh, God! I'm such a fool.
2.57sGot a light?
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