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3.57sAll right, Captain Rush-Rush. Out of the car.
2.63sOh, I'm seeing stars here!
2.97sNo, just one. Hi. I'm Troy McClure.
3.37sYou may remember me from such films as The Greatest Story Ever Hulaed...
2.3sand They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall.
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2.17sUh, afraid not. License, please.
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4.57sIt says here you need corrective lenses. Put those glasses on, mister.
2.84sYou wouldn't ask a handsome man like me to wear glasses!
3.3sIt'd be a crime against nature!
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3.54sWell, they do kind of make you look like a nerd.
3.2sTell you what. Just go down to the D.M.V. tomorrow and try to pass that eye test.
4.07sI'll tear up this ticket, but I'm still gonna have to ask you for a bribe.
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2.97sHello, Marge. Hello, Marge.
2.27sHow come no Chippendales dancers...