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2.6sBut... don't you love me?
4.7sSure, I do, like I love Fresca. Isn't that enough?
4.87sThe only difference between our marriage and anyone else's is we know ours is a sham.
0.67sAre you gay?
3.43sGay? I wish!
2.2sIf I were gay, there'd be no problem.
2.84sNo, what I have is a romantic abnormality,
4.5sone so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs.
1.7s- You see-- - Stop!
2.7sYou're asking me to live a lie.
3.87sI don't know if I can do that. It's remarkably easy.
4.54sjust smile for the cameras and enjoy Mr. Troy's Wild Ride.
2.3sYou'll go to the right parties, meet the right people.
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