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2.37sand I have to go now and see Troy.
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2.57sIs this a sham marriage?
2.17sSure, baby. Is that a problemo?
3.3sYou married me just to help your career?
1.8sYou make it sound so sordid.
2.43s- Look, don't we have a good time together?
- Yes, but--
2.1sDon't you have everything you ever wanted here?
3.27sMoney, security, a big, hot, flat rock for jub jub?
2.6sBut... don't you love me?
4.7sSure, I do, like I love Fresca. Isn't that enough?
4.87sThe only difference between our marriage and anyone else's is we know ours is a sham.
0.67sAre you gay?
3.43sGay? I wish!
2.2sIf I were gay, there'd be no problem.
2.84sNo, what I have is a romantic abnormality,
4.5sone so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all costs.
1.7s- You see--
- Stop!