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3.55sWould it really be worth living in a world without television?
3.47sI think the survivors would envy the dead.
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3.9sI appreciate your passion on behalf of your medium.
2.67sBut I'm afraid we're out of options.
2.32sTelevision must go.
3.24sMay God have mercy on our souls.
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1.83sAnd as my final newscast draws to a close,
2.8sI'm reminded of a few of the events that brought me closer to you.
3.54sThe collapse of the Soviet Union, premium ice cream price wars,
4.64sdogs that were mistakenly issued major credit cards and others who weren't so lucky.
2.7sAnd so, farewell.