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2.97sWhy jerk my neck around like a goon...
2.2swhen Tyranno-Vision decides what I should look at?
4.14sOoh, look! It's Maggie!
2.33sUh, Maggie?
0.67sSideshow Bob!
1.69s
2sHello, Springfield.
4.89sSorry to divert your attention from all the big noises and shiny things.
4.05sBut something's been troubling me lately-- television!
4.2sWouldn't our lives be so much richer if television were done away with?
3.37sWhat? Surely he's not talking about VH1?
4.92sWhy, we could revive the lost arts of conversation... and scrimshaw.
4.49sThus I submit to you, we abolish television... permanently!
2.82sGo back to Massachusetts, pinko!
3.39sOh, and one more thing. I've stolen a nuclear weapon.
3.4sIf you do not rid this city of television within two hours,
2.17sI will detonate it.