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0.5sLook at that hunk of junk.
3.07sNot jun--
3.47sYou're ignorant! That's the Wright Brothers' plane.
2.2sAt Kitty Hawk in 1903,
4.67sCharles Lindbergh flew it 15 miles on a thimbleful of corn oil.
2.67sSingle-handedly won us the Civil War, it did.
2sSo, how do you know so much about American history?
3sI pieced it together mostly from sugar packets.
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1.2sAuthorization code?
2.5sCode? Son, this is Colonel Hapablap!
3.75sThat fool McGuckett sprayed runway foam all over Chuck Yeager's Acura.
2sNow get down there with the chamois triple-time!
3.09sBut, Colonel, I'm under strict orders to-- Sweet Enola Gay, son!
4.54sGet moving or I'll tear you up like a Kleenex at a, uh, snot party.