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2.54sUh, Colonel, they're expecting you at the podium in 10 minutes.
3.27sI'm, uh--
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2.25sHmm.
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3.02sWhat in the World According to Garp?
2.07sThose are my dress towels!
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3.82sWho's in my private washroom? McGuckett, let me in.
2.7s- The door already is closed.
- What?
2.82sThis is Colonel Leslie "Hap" Hapablap.
4.64sIf you don't open that door, I'll tear you up like a Kleenex at a snot party!
1.8sYou say you're in the military?
4sSweet Enola Gay, son! I'm gonna come in there and corpse you up!
3.09sCorpse you up and mail you to mama!
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