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4.64sIf you don't open that door, I'll tear you up like a Kleenex at a snot party!
1.8sYou say you're in the military?
4sSweet Enola Gay, son! I'm gonna come in there and corpse you up!
3.09sCorpse you up and mail you to mama!
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3.04sWell, where'd he go?
3.99sOh, got my knuckles all lined up for nothing.
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1.98sSorry, ladies.
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0.5sLook at that hunk of junk.
3.07sNot jun--
3.47sYou're ignorant! That's the Wright Brothers' plane.
2.2sAt Kitty Hawk in 1903,
4.67sCharles Lindbergh flew it 15 miles on a thimbleful of corn oil.
2.67sSingle-handedly won us the Civil War, it did.
2sSo, how do you know so much about American history?
3sI pieced it together mostly from sugar packets.