2.7s- The door already is closed.
- What?
2.82sThis is Colonel Leslie "Hap" Hapablap.
4.64sIf you don't open that door, I'll tear you up like a Kleenex at a snot party!
1.8sYou say you're in the military?
4sSweet Enola Gay, son! I'm gonna come in there and corpse you up!
3.09sCorpse you up and mail you to mama!