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3.37sWhat? Surely he's not talking about VH1?
4.92sWhy, we could revive the lost arts of conversation... and scrimshaw.
4.49sThus I submit to you, we abolish television... permanently!
2.82sGo back to Massachusetts, pinko!
3.39sOh, and one more thing. I've stolen a nuclear weapon.
3.4sIf you do not rid this city of television within two hours,
2.17sI will detonate it.
4.04sFarewell.
3.7sBy the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it.
2.47sSo don't bother pointing that out.
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2.87sKids, everything's gonna be okay! Don't panic! Just don't panic!
3.1sMom! Mom, you're stepping on my heels and knocking my shoes off!
2.03sWe can always get more shoes. Move, move, move!
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2.29sStamp your hand for reentry.
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1.93sHey!
3.94sCool! I want to be around when those guns start going off.