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3.6sJust like I ate insane New York anchorman Dan Rather.
0.93sPtew!
1.92sAnd look who I had for dessert.
2.54sAsexual former mayor Ed Koch.
1.3sPtew!
3.3sLeave my land, or I will smite you with my powerful limb.
2.95sWhat are you, nuts? Gimme that branch. Ow! Get off of me!
1sUgh!
1.63sWhy you...
1.79sOh, my God! Stop fighting!
1.2sUgh! Ugh! Ugh!
0.82sOh!
1.56s
1.07sHoly crap!
1.45sOh, My God!
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1.54s
2.13sMom, you could be a world champion,
4.27sand no one could hit you below the belt because girls don't have anything down there.
1.47sCan you teach me to kick ass?
2.4sOh, No. I do not condone violence.
3.54sAnd I am not gonna be responsible for bringing fist fighting into our schools.
3.07sGee, Lois. Can you--Can you hear me all the way back there in the '50s?
1.57sOh, That was lame.
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1.13sPoor Peter.
2.54sI emasculated him in front of all those people.
1.77sI think he's really upset.
1.37sGather around, everybody.