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1.1sBeautiful!
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1.9sGood evening. Tonight's top story,
3.04squahog is infested with loud, hairy creatures,
1.68salso known as "New Yorkers."
2.37sThey migrate north every autumn to see the foliage.
5.59sI think I speak for all of us when I say that New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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2.3sWe're gonna be late for church.
1.82sMove it! Damn leafers.
1.27sChris, quit it!
2.5sMom, Chris put his foot on my side again!
2.8sI can't help it. I have these long dancer's legs.
1.2sMove it!
1.74sMeg, stop your whining! Chris, stay on your own side!
2.33sLois, For god's sake, get off your ass and do some parenting!
3.25sIf you kids don't knock it off, we're not going to McDonald's after church.
0.95sMom!
1.7sDon't worry, we're going.
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1.64sB-But you don't get the supersize.
1.13sOh!
2.14sOk, you can supersize, but no apple pie.
1.23sOh, Come on!
2.34sOk, you get an apple pie, but you can't blow on it.
2.6sPeter, don't contradict me in front of the kidS!
5.1slois, brothers and sisters fighting is as natural as A white man's dialogue in a Spike Lee movie.