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5.1slois, brothers and sisters fighting is as natural as A white man's dialogue in a Spike Lee movie.
2.1sWassup? Can I get 2 slices of pepperonI?
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1.33sWho are all these people?
1.07sDamn New Yorkers!
1.75sThey took all the good seats.
2.1sAren't you preciouS?
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1sahh!
0.8sOh!
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3.74sSome of my novelty items were provided by Jack's Joke Shop of South Attleboro, massachusetts.
3.55sRemember, "If it ain't funny, it ain't worth jack."
3.04sI'd like to welcome all our out-of-town parishioners.
1.68sMy cousin, Father Sapienza,
2sis in from New York to see the leaves.
3.35sAnd I'd like to invite him to do the opening prayer.
1.57sYo! God is good, eh?
1.63sAnd he expects us to be good.
4.3sAnd if you're not, he's gonna come down and bust your freaking skull. Amen.
1.43sWho do you think you're talking to?
1.83sYour God ain't tougher than me!