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1.77sIt takes a very steady hand.
1.07sDon't touch the sides.
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2.27sButter fingers.
2.64sI--I was making radio shows for fun.
2.87sE-e-Everybody does it. E-Everybody I know--
1.23sShut up!
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5.52sNow, Stewart, I want you to take this Mommy doll and this Daddy doll and show me how they act together.
2.2sOh, Yes. Very well. All right.
1.43sUm...
1.13s"You see, Margaret.
1.77s"After 20 odd years of marriage,
2.04s"your curious indiscretions no longer phase me."
6.34s"Really? And I suppose you think "I enjoy hanging onto those hammocky "deposits of gin sugars you call buttocks?"
1.07sWhat was that?
1.2sWhat did you just write there?
1.4sGive me that!
2.44s"Insecurity? Gender confusion?"
2.94sOh, I'll give you something to write about!
1.9sLook at me! I'm insane!
2.2sI'm Martin Lawrence on a bender!