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2.54s"She's worthless and dumb, and Ignore her,
1.53s"and only listen to me,
1.12s"Peter."
2.37s"I'm Lois. I brake for yard sales.
2.5s"But I don't let Peter buy anything he likes.
3.72s"Like that Narragansett beer stein "where the hot chick has 2 mugs for jugs."
3.5sIt was 8 freakin' dollars, and we have a dozen places to put it!
1.4sOh, oh, me next! Me next!
3.9s"I'm the dog. I'm well-read "and have a diverse stock portfolio.
5.44s"But I'm not above eating grass clippings and regurgitating them "on the small braided rug near the door."
7.94s"I'm a pompous little anti-Christ who will probably abandon my plans "for world domination when I grow up and fall in love with a rough trick named Jim."
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0.68sUgh!
1.1sUgh!
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1.32sWhoa, whoa, Peter, calm down.
2.7sI'm sick of Lois' anger-management techniques, Brian.
1.47sThey're not working.
2.74sWhat about the writing- angry-letters-and-not- sending-them exercise?
1.8sAw, jEEz, I wasn't supposed to send those?