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2.13sMom, you could be a world champion,
4.27sand no one could hit you below the belt because girls don't have anything down there.
1.47sCan you teach me to kick ass?
2.4sOh, No. I do not condone violence.
3.54sAnd I am not gonna be responsible for bringing fist fighting into our schools.
3.07sGee, Lois. Can you--Can you hear me all the way back there in the '50s?
1.57sOh, That was lame.
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1.13sPoor Peter.
2.54sI emasculated him in front of all those people.
1.77sI think he's really upset.
1.37sGather around, everybody.
2.3s$10 is all it takes!
2.62sStep right up and fight my wife!
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1.79s
1.27sCome one, come all.
3.3sShe floats like a butterfly and stings like when I pee.
2.19sPeter, I am not a sideshow attraction,
1.87sat least not anymore.
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3.69sMe likey bouncy. Me likey bouncy.
2.12sI want you to get rid of all this right now,
2.99sbecause I am never fighting again. Ever!
1.94sCome on, Chris. We'll have to go to Plan "B."