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1.64sB-But you don't get the supersize.
1.13sOh!
2.14sOk, you can supersize, but no apple pie.
1.23sOh, Come on!
2.34sOk, you get an apple pie, but you can't blow on it.
2.6sPeter, don't contradict me in front of the kidS!
5.1slois, brothers and sisters fighting is as natural as A white man's dialogue in a Spike Lee movie.
2.1sWassup? Can I get 2 slices of pepperonI?
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1.33sWho are all these people?
1.07sDamn New Yorkers!
1.75sThey took all the good seats.
2.1sAren't you preciouS?
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1sahh!
0.8sOh!
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3.74sSome of my novelty items were provided by Jack's Joke Shop of South Attleboro, massachusetts.
3.55sRemember, "If it ain't funny, it ain't worth jack."