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3.9s"I'm the dog. I'm well-read "and have a diverse stock portfolio.
5.44s"But I'm not above eating grass clippings and regurgitating them "on the small braided rug near the door."
7.94s"I'm a pompous little anti-Christ who will probably abandon my plans "for world domination when I grow up and fall in love with a rough trick named Jim."
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0.68sUgh!
1.1sUgh!
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1.32sWhoa, whoa, Peter, calm down.
2.7sI'm sick of Lois' anger-management techniques, Brian.
1.47sThey're not working.
2.74sWhat about the writing- angry-letters-and-not- sending-them exercise?
1.8sAw, jEEz, I wasn't supposed to send those?
1.93sHey, Look. I got a letter from Dad.
2.79s"Dear Meg, for the first 4 years of your life,
1.83s"I thought you were a housecat."
1.07sDad!
2.62s"Dear Stewie, get out." Oh, That's nice.
1.62sMine just says, "Dear Lois"
3.17sand After that, it looks like someone just spit on the paper!
1.68sYou got something to say to me?
1.4sYeah. P.S...