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2.1sWassup? Can I get 2 slices of pepperonI?
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1.33sWho are all these people?
1.07sDamn New Yorkers!
1.75sThey took all the good seats.
2.1sAren't you preciouS?
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3.74sSome of my novelty items were provided by Jack's Joke Shop of South Attleboro, massachusetts.
3.55sRemember, "If it ain't funny, it ain't worth jack."
3.04sI'd like to welcome all our out-of-town parishioners.
1.68sMy cousin, Father Sapienza,
2sis in from New York to see the leaves.
3.35sAnd I'd like to invite him to do the opening prayer.