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3.54sThen I used my stream of justice to put out the hate.
3.47sI don't know, fellas, I think there's potential in this crowd. Ha, ha.
3.1sHey, Honey, why don't you turn around and show me the Lower East Side?
1.03sSure.
1.43sWhoa! Transvestite! Back off!
1.3sWait a second. Pre-op or post-op?
1.03sPre-op.
1.2sWhoa! Transvestite! Back off!
1.18sYou're right. This place blows.
2.34sWe gotta send these strap hangers back where they Came from.
1.72sDon't worry. I got an idea.
7.74sAn idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
0.68s
2.89s
1.2sAhh!
1.87sI am a man-eating tree.
2.8sGo back to New York, or I will eat you.
3.6sJust like I ate insane New York anchorman Dan Rather.
0.93sPtew!
1.92sAnd look who I had for dessert.
2.54sAsexual former mayor Ed Koch.
1.3sPtew!
3.3sLeave my land, or I will smite you with my powerful limb.