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1.87sI am a man-eating tree.
2.8sGo back to New York, or I will eat you.
3.6sJust like I ate insane New York anchorman Dan Rather.
0.93sPtew!
1.92sAnd look who I had for dessert.
2.54sAsexual former mayor Ed Koch.
1.3sPtew!
3.3sLeave my land, or I will smite you with my powerful limb.
2.95sWhat are you, nuts? Gimme that branch. Ow! Get off of me!
1sUgh!
1.63sWhy you...
1.79sOh, my God! Stop fighting!
1.2sUgh! Ugh! Ugh!
0.82sOh!
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1.07sHoly crap!
1.45sOh, My God!
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2.13sMom, you could be a world champion,
4.27sand no one could hit you below the belt because girls don't have anything down there.