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2.5sThe store detective!
3.92sHey, Ansel Adams, let's go! Take the photo! Oh, wait, wait!
3.35sI don't want Maggie's face hidden behind that pacifier.
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2.54sDon't worry, Mama. I can put a smile on baby's face.
4.82sOkay, sugar plum. It's time to meet Mr. Funny Voice.
3.49sHello, I'll-- Oh, it's just air.
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2.4sOh, come on! Hurry up!
0.38sOkay, people. One, two, three.
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5.14sI thought I told you: no returns for busted merchandise. What are you doing to my son?
4.87sI'm afraid your son broke the 11th Commandment: Thou shalt not steal.
3.85sThat's crazy! Bart's not a shoplifter. He's just a little boy.
3.9sOh, sure. Now he's just a little boy stealing little toys.
2.34sBut someday he'll be a grown man...
3sstealing stadiums and-- and quarries.
4.42sMy son may not be perfect, but I know in my heart he's not a shoplifter.