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2.14sIf I wanted smoke blown up my ass,
2.39sI'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.
4.44sThat's it, Mr. Comedian. I'm calling your parents.
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1.83sHello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson?
4.44sThis is Detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
4.69sThat's right, Don Brodka. Your son, Bart, has been caught shoplifting.
2.64sUh-huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I know,
4.1sbut, well, try and have a merry Christmas.
1.9sThey weren't home. Uh-huh.
3.27sBut I left a message on their answering machine. That's right.
2.85sUm, okay. I've really, really, really learned my lesson.
3sCan I please go now? Yeah, get out of my sight.
1.87sHey, kid.
3.7sOne more thing: if you ever set foot in this store again,
3.77syou'll be spending Christmas in juvenile hall, capisce?
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0.5sWell, do you understand?
2.59sEverything except "capeesh."