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3.12sSo tell your folks, "Buy me Bonestorm...
2.34sor go to hell!"
2.64sBuy me Bonestorm or go to hell!
3.74sBart! Young man, in this house we use a little word called "please."
2.74sIt's the coolest video game ever. I'm sorry, honey,
3.84sbut those games cost up to, and including, $70.
2.57sAnd they're violent, and they distract you from your schoolwork.
3.07sThose are all good points, but the problem is they don't result in me getting the game.
2.3sI know how you feel, Bart. When I was your age,
3.8sI wanted an electric football game more than anything in the world.
5.07sAnd my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life.
2.2sWell, good night.
2.55sOh, I'll never get that game.
14.95sAll aboard the sleepy train to visit Mother Goose Barty's stop is Snoozy Lane to rest his sweet caboose Mom, I'm not a little kid anymore. Tuck-in time is lame.
4.89sWell, if loving my kids is lame, then I guess I'm just a big lame.