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4.47sFlash forward to ancient Babylonia. All right, show's over.
3.74sUh, excuse me-- You think you're pretty smart, don't you?
2.15sNo. Don't smart off to me, smart guy.
2.6sI-i-i could pay for the game. I-i'll pay for it!
4.47sYou know, that kind of mush might fly at Lamps Plus, but don't peddle it here.
2.14sIf I wanted smoke blown up my ass,
2.39sI'd be at home with a pack of cigarettes and a short length of hose.
4.44sThat's it, Mr. Comedian. I'm calling your parents.
2.97s
1.83sHello, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson?
4.44sThis is Detective Don Brodka from Try-N-Save security.
4.69sThat's right, Don Brodka. Your son, Bart, has been caught shoplifting.
2.64sUh-huh. Yeah, it's a shame, I know,
4.1sbut, well, try and have a merry Christmas.
1.9sThey weren't home. Uh-huh.