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4.89sWell, if loving my kids is lame, then I guess I'm just a big lame.
2.85sMom, it's lame to be proud of being lame.
0.45sWell, life is like a box of chocolates.
3.22sMom, no! Mom!
0.63sYou never know--
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1.9swhat you're gonna get.
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3sNinety-nine cents?
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3.15sI want to buy a copy of Bonestorm. Here's 99 cents.
2.9sAllow me to summarize the proposed transaction.
2.67sYou wish to purchase Bonestorm for 99 cents.
3.64sNet profit to me, negative $59.
4.1sOh, oh, please take my $59. I don't want it. It's yours.
3.64sEh, eh, eh! Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm,
5.37sI shall close the register at this point and state that 99 cents is the rental price.
2.42sOh, then may I please rent it, please?
2.7sYou may not. I am all out. Though I do have a surprising abundance...