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2.57sLousy, stinking piece of crap.
3.24sGotta change that answering machine tape! Oh, God, I gotta change that tape!
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2.77sGotta change Maggie! Dear God, we gotta change Maggie!
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4.95sHmm. We didn't have a message when we left. How very odd.
14.31sHello, Muddah Hello, Faddah Here I am at Camp Granada - Marge, is Lisa at Camp Granada?
Now to put this tape...
2.6swhere no one will ever listen to it.
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3.84sHomer, didn't you get any milk? All I see is eggnog.
4.02s'Tis the season, Marge! We only get 30 sweet, noggy days.
2.44sThen the government takes it away again.
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2.5sI think I'm having chest pains.
4.1sBart, get your suit on.