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2.13sI carve Star Wars figurines out of stone,
2.34sbut it's also for not tunneling my way out of here.
3.94sWow. Can you carve me a set of women's private parts out of stone?
2.27sSure. Or you could just have sex with Helen Hunt.
3.7s(BOTH LAUGHING) We've only had one conversation,
2.57sbut I can tell we're gonna be lifelong friends.
1.64sAnd since you're black and I'm white,
2.94sthat makes it more special for the audience.
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1.33sInspection.
1.17s(BUZZER SOUNDING)
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1.74sYou Andy Dufresne? A little bit. You?
3.14s(LAUGHS) I'm just jiggling your balls. What can I do for you?
2.64sI understand you make Star Wars figurines.
1.94sOh, Grievous. Wicked!
1.8sWell, anyway, I'm a pretty corrupt guy,
2.84sso I figured I could sell your figurines and pocket the cash.
1.8sWhat do you say? I don't know.
3.1sCome on. I'll even cripple that guy who rapes you in the shower.
1.8s- But I like that guy. - Too late.
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