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1.8sHe was a fat drink of water,
3.87sthe kind of drink of water that you know your friend got from the bathroom and not from the kitchen.
1.94s
3.34sFive packs of cigarettes says the fat one breaks first tonight.
2.6sYou're on. I'll take the Don Martin-looking one.
3.77s
2.97sWelcome to Shawshank Prison. I'll be your warden.
2.9sAnd even though I'm the only character in this movie who's not a criminal,
1.53sI will be the bad guy.
2.87sTomorrow's lunch is American chop suey,
2.67sso you came here on a good day. Good lunch.
0.94s
2.2sLook at those smiles.
1.57s(BUZZER SOUNDING)
9.44s
1.63sAll right, lights out, ladies.
4.6s(MAN LAUGHS) It's funny because we are not ladies, we are men.
1sShut up.