1.07s- Regular phone?
- Lines are down.
1s- Pay phone?
- Road's closed.
1sE-mail? Dial-up.
1.03sFax? Paper jam.
1sMorse code? Obsolete.
1.6sBrain-damaged bicycle courier?
3.07sI'm not quite so sure I can find my way.
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1.97sYeah, you're gonna be here a while.
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2.5sPaul, quick question, and feel free to say no,
3.8sbut I couldn't help but notice the new Snuggly Jeff manuscript in your bag.
3sAnd I was wondering if I could read it, then kill you if I hate it?
1.7sWell, I guess that'd be okay.
1.1sThank you, thank you, thank you!
2.7sCan I read it while I touch your ear and suck my thumb?
1.73sI guess. Goody, goody!
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