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3.14s(LAUGHS) I'm just jiggling your balls. What can I do for you?
2.64sI understand you make Star Wars figurines.
1.94sOh, Grievous. Wicked!
1.8sWell, anyway, I'm a pretty corrupt guy,
2.84sso I figured I could sell your figurines and pocket the cash.
1.8sWhat do you say? I don't know.
3.1sCome on. I'll even cripple that guy who rapes you in the shower.
1.8s- But I like that guy.
- Too late.
1.4s(GRUNTING)
1.17s
1.3sMy legs!
3.14sRED: Two things never happened again after that.
1.83sBogs never walked again,
2.8sand Andy's farts never made a sound again.
1.74s(WIND WHOOSHING)
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2.87sRED: Thanks to the Star Wars figurines Andy carved,
2.9she landed a cushy job cleaning the warden's office.
3.87sOkay, you clean up the warden's office while I go pop out a pinecone.
1.67sHey, you know what'd be funny?
2.47sYou should take one of those records and play it over the PA system.
1.87sNo, you shouldn't do that, but it'd be funny.