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1.63sAll right, lights out, ladies.
4.6s(MAN LAUGHS) It's funny because we are not ladies, we are men.
1sShut up.
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3.77sRED: A month went by before Andy said two words to somebody.
2.73sAs it turned out, that somebody was me.
2.03sVagina boob.
3.24sLater, Andy came back with more than two words.
2.7sI understand you're a man who knows how to get things.
3.17sI've been known to procure various and sundry items.
3.57sI don't understand what you just said. I need stuff. Can you get it?
2sWhat do you need? I need a rock hammer.
1.17sWhat's it for?
2.13sI carve Star Wars figurines out of stone,
2.34sbut it's also for not tunneling my way out of here.
3.94sWow. Can you carve me a set of women's private parts out of stone?
2.27sSure. Or you could just have sex with Helen Hunt.
3.7s(BOTH LAUGHING) We've only had one conversation,
2.57sbut I can tell we're gonna be lifelong friends.
1.64sAnd since you're black and I'm white,
2.94sthat makes it more special for the audience.
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