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3.77sYou were in a terrible car accident, and you broke both your legs.
1sI taste lipstick.
1.03sAm I wearing lipstick?
1.6sNot anymore.
3.07sYou know, I am a huge Snuggly Jeff fan. I've read all the books.
1.74sGreat. Hey, can you hand me my cell phone?
2.44sI gotta call my agent. She's probably worried sick about me.
1.9sIt was destroyed in the accident.
1.73sWell, can I use yours? No reception up here.
1.07s- Regular phone?
- Lines are down.
1s- Pay phone?
- Road's closed.
1sE-mail? Dial-up.
1.03sFax? Paper jam.
1sMorse code? Obsolete.
1.6sBrain-damaged bicycle courier?
3.07sI'm not quite so sure I can find my way.
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1.97sYeah, you're gonna be here a while.
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2.5sPaul, quick question, and feel free to say no,
3.8sbut I couldn't help but notice the new Snuggly Jeff manuscript in your bag.
3sAnd I was wondering if I could read it, then kill you if I hate it?
1.7sWell, I guess that'd be okay.
1.1sThank you, thank you, thank you!
2.7sCan I read it while I touch your ear and suck my thumb?
1.73sI guess. Goody, goody!
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