Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
2.24sLet's get out of here before Stewie gets back.
1.23s(SCREAMING)
0.64s
1.03s
1.6sMy legs!
3.3sNow I'm gonna have to spend the rest of my life in a wheelchair.
1.67sNo, you're not.
0.67s
2.87s
1.43s
2.1sWell, that's it, Stewie. The book is done.
1sCan I go now?
2.17sOh, no, Paul. I'm not stupid.
5.64sIf I let you go, you'll just run straight to the police and tell them I kidnapped you and held you hostage and fondled you while you were asleep.
1.27sNo, I... Wait. What?
3.2sYou'll tell them that while you were sleeping I did things to you that you don't remember.
1.83sYou fondled me while I was asleep?
1.13sYeah.
1sI don't think I like that.
1.03sWell, it's done.
2.14s(MAGNUM, P.I. THEME PLAYING)
3.44s
2.2s
2.77sEverybody still awake? All right, big finish.
2.97sNow, you remember that Stephen King story when the guy went up to the empty hotel?
1.27sAnd there were those creepy twins?
1.47sAnd the guy was running around with that ax?
1.2sAnd the kid talked to his finger?
2.3sCan't you see Stewie doing that?