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1.8sDoesn't that piss you off?
3.1sQuag grew up to become a famous Hollywood actor.
1.83sUnfortunately, about a week ago,
3.5she took an overdose of designer drugs at The Viper Room.
2.64sHe died on the curb outside,
4.4sand now we're left with a harelipped reminder of what might have been.
1.7s(TRUMPET BLEATING)
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2.3sHi. Welcome back from commercials.
1.93sJoaquin Phoenix, if you're still watching,
2.07syou are a good sport and a trouper,
3.47sand you passed our test, and you can be our friend.
3.2sAnd now for a segment we like a little less than the first and the last.
1.5sHere's Misery.
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1.23sMarcia, I've done it.
2sI've finished the book, and Snuggly Jeff is dead.
1.53sAnd the readers are just gonna love it.
2.04sPaul, I still wish I could talk you out of this.
3.3sSnuggly Jeff is the most successful children's book series ever.
2.47sYeah, but I want to get into writing more serious stuff.
3.2sYou know, something where the reader doesn't have a load in his pants while he's looking at it.