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5.46sANNOUNCER: Just for Eagles will give you thicker, fuller, more natural hair so you can just focus on eagle stuff.
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2sYou're an excellent architect.
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3.02sFreakin' government. Giving all the good hoses to firemen.
1.07sI want them hoses.
1.42sGood evening, I'm Tom Tucker.
1.33sAnd I'm Joyce Kinney.
5.3sComing up, autism. Is it real or just another excuse for kids these days to forget their manners?
5.8sBut first, thousands are expected for tomorrow's Tea Party rally celebrating their new Quahog headquarters.
5.4sThat's right, Joyce. The Tea Party has gained a sizable following based on their message of low taxes, limited government,
4.2sand happy birthday, Tom... Oh, my God, you guys!
3.24sTea Party, huh? Well, I'd like to be part of a movement,
4.17sbut what movement would want an angry fat guy with a lot of opinions who hates listening?