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4.14sIt's dark, it's cold, and hooking up is just a crapshoot 'cause of all the big coats.
2.4s(IN RUSSIAN ACCENT) All right, drop the coats on three.
2.57sOne, two, three!
1.5sYeah! Oh...
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3.47sHey, you ever accidentally masturbate to young pictures of your mom?
3.74sWho the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down.
1.3sGeez, what's your problem, Peter?
1.17sI'm sorry, Quagmire.
3.64sI'm still just upset about the damn government sticking its nose in my business.
3.6sI hear you. Wasting our tax dollars on ridiculous causes.
1.55sWe gotta protect bald eagles?
2.03sBald eagles should be allowed to make their own decisions!
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1.6sHoney, I don't care that you're bald.
1.8sI find you just as attractive.
4.29sIt's not about you. It's about my confidence as an eagle architect.
5.46sANNOUNCER: Just for Eagles will give you thicker, fuller, more natural hair so you can just focus on eagle stuff.
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2sYou're an excellent architect.
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