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1.93sWould anyone like to be impregnated?
1.59sWe had a nice town, Peter.
1.37sI had a nice life,
2.74sbut you and your anti-government buddies ruined it.
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2.24sHey, so how's that Tea Party going, huh?
2.14sMore like T.P. Party.
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1.13sToilet paper.
1.43sI don't know what happened, Brian.
2.17sNot having a government worked great in Somalia,
2.17sbut somehow we seem to have botched it all up.
1.54s- Looks that way.
- Wait a minute.
1.93sThere might be a way out of this. What?
1.67sWe just talk to the guy who got us into this.
1.68sHe'll know what to do.
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2.6sMr. Pewterschmidt. Mr. Pewterschmidt!
1.2sCARTER ON INTERCOM: Go away.
1.73sBut, Mr. Pewterschmidt, you gotta do something.
2.1sThe potholes ain't getting fixed no more.
1.63sThe stoplights ain't working.
4.47sTampon commercials no longer use blue liquids in their demonstrations.
3.94s(ALL GROAN) Make it blue. That's always been the deal!