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1.73sBut, Mr. Pewterschmidt, you gotta do something.
2.1sThe potholes ain't getting fixed no more.
1.63sThe stoplights ain't working.
4.47sTampon commercials no longer use blue liquids in their demonstrations.
3.94s(ALL GROAN) Make it blue. That's always been the deal!
2.35sYou show whatever you want, but you make it blue!
1.48sCome on. You got to help us out.
1.07sCARTER: Go to hell.
1.47sI don't think he's going to help, Peter.
1.97sBut if rich people aren't looking out for us, who is?
1.87sWell, maybe we need to look out for each other.
3.03sCome on, Brian. It's time to make this right.
2.55sCARTER: Wait, before you go, take two steps to the left.
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1.87sLook up. Okay, smile.
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1.37sAw, I suck.
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1.08s(WOMAN SCREAMS)
1.2s(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
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3.14sPeople of Quahog, I have something to say.
3.42sNow that we've freed ourselves from the terrible shackles of government,
1.97sit's time to replace it with something better.
6.94s(ALL GRUMBLING) The first thing we need is a system of rules that everyone must live by.