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1.2sPETER: We are Marshall!
5.07sAnd now, it's my privilege to introduce another regular, blue-collar guy,
3.94sour Quahog chapter spokesman, Joe Workingman!
1.3s(APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)
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2.89sGood afternoon, friends and socioeconomic equals!
2.75sIs anyone else out there sick of government crap?
3.62sOh, my God. It's like he's saying everything I'm listening to.
3.59sThat's right. The government wants to tell you what foods to eat.
2.94s(ALL BOOING) And what church you can go to.
4.85s(ALL BOOING) And that you can't own a chimpanzee because you're not responsible enough.
2.82s(ALL BOOING) I would feed it!
3.2sAlso, the government wants to tell you how many children you can have.
1.94sWhat? No!
3.75sAnd the government wants to tell you you can't throw your old TVs into the river.
2.47sThen how I supposed to find TV?
3.25sIf you join the Tea Party, together, we can fix all that.
6.24sBut you probably don't wanna join the Tea Party because all you get are these stupid, awesome key chains!