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2.19sHey, Mort, what gives with the blond hair?
1.17sYeah, you look weird like that.
3.09sHistorically, in instances of mass lawlessness,
3.2sthe first thing they do is round up the Jews.
2.82sExcuse me, fellow Aryan, have you seen any Jews around?
1.4sIs there a reward?
1.83sWait a minute. Are you Jewish?
3.2sI mean, unashamed locker room nudity?
1.65sThis guy's kosher.
1.88sOops. Let's get him!
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1.84sGood afternoon, I'm Tom Tucker.
4.34sIt's day five of the new government-less Quahog, and I'm wearing a T-shirt.
3.34sTom, I don't think the government was requiring you to wear a suit.
2.44sWell, they were stopping me from punching you in the face.
1.4sIs that what you want?
1.6sNo, you know what? You know what? Give me your wallet.
1sWhat? You heard me.
2.68sI said, "Give me your wallet."