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4.34sI hereby declare Quahog's city government disbanded.
7.11s(ALL CHEERING) It has been my pleasure to serve you, and now I take my leave.
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2.87sThis column is mine. I brought it from home.
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1.14sGood afternoon, I'm Tom Tucker.
3.37sOur top story, Quahog is now completely government-free,
2.9swhich means I'm free of all broadcast regulations.
2.5sSo no more trips to the bathroom for this reporter,
2.24sjust a big-ass coffee can under the desk.
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1.68s(TIRES SCREECHING)
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