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3.03sI wish this knot was looser.
1.7sCome on.
2.59sI don't --
1.4s
1.66sWait, what am I doing?
2.13slwish I knew CPR.
1.23s1,2,3.
1.63sOh, Jesus.
2.2sWhat a waste of a monkey paw.
3.53sMr. Needful, how could you even think of doing something so horrible?
3.86sI'm the devil. What should I do when I fail -- get myself an ice cream?
1.26sYou haven't failed.
1.83sPeople like Rick are making me obsolete.
1.93sI mean, seriously. I may be "the devil,"
2.63sbut your grandpa is the devil.
1.43sI just want to go back to hell,
1.59swhere everyone thinks I'm smart and funny.
1.63sNo! It's not fair.
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