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1.93sYou know, the guy on TV?
2.37sHave you acquired creepy specific old stuff
6.73sfrom a mysterious antique or thrift store that gives you powers but fucks with you in unforeseeabie ways F Bring it to "Curse Purge Plus, "
2.99si use science to un-curse the items for cash,
1.52sand you get to keep the powers.
3.46sThis guy got mysterious sneakers to make him run faster, but guess what?
1.8sHe wouio’ have had to run until he died,
1.16smaking them worthless.
1.59si removed the curse, making them worth,
2.2slike, i don 't know, " million,
1.19sSee you at the Olympics,
3.16sThis eerily intelligent doll was threatening to murder its family,
1.3sNow it does their taxes.
1.59sEverything 's deductible.
1.63sDon 't pay for cooi stuff with your soul.
1.47sPay for it with money,
2.26sYou know, like how every other store in the world works?
2.2sWe ’re iocated at First and Main in Oid Town.
1.33sCome on -- come on down.
3.96sf babbles f That's right across the street from "Needtul Things, "
2.33swhere you can get evil items for tree!
3.37sDiabolic son of a motherf--