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5.4sA typewriter that generates best-selling murder mysteries and then makes the murders happen in real life?
0.86sOoh.
Be quiet.
2.93sDon't you want to make sure people know what they're getting?
2.06sYou're not intentionally selling...
3.96sBeauty cream that makes ugly ladies pretty but also makes them blind?
1.93sI find this all quite preposterous.
1.93sOh, I say, good sir. Oh, harrumph.
2.9sOh, oh !
1.47sThat's beautiful.
2.76sYou know it's gonna be wearing you in three hours?
1.66sDo I need to call the police?
1.37sHere, you can use my phone.
2.8sDon't worry, it won't make you deaf because I'm not a hack.
1.3sHey!
1.56s
1.37sYou think you're fucking so great!
1.8sStop it! No!
1.83sFuck yeah, man.
1.66sStop it right now!